20 Funniest Newspaper Headlines ever
Only in Africa!
20 Worst Engrish ever
12 Hilarious Tombstones
15 Hilarious Church Signs
20 Most Amazing Coincidences
10 Coolest Robots
15 Funniest Police Blotters
15 Ads that'll make you say WTF?!
10 Most Bizarre Scientific Papers
10 Most Bizarre People on Earth
10 Most Amazing Extinct Animals
World's Most Amazing Islands
15 Stupidest Warning Labels
World's Most Creative Buildings
World's Most Bizarre Statues
10 Weirdest Diseases
Bizarre Advertising around the World
10 Most Bizarre (but REAL!) Personal Ads ever
Papercut Sculptures from single sheets of A4
20 Ugliest Celebrities
15 Unfortunately Placed Ads


Friends:
CollegeHumor
AskMen
I-am-bored
EBaumsWorld
GorillaMask
Entensity
LinkSwarm
Leenks
Flabber
Sublime
B2
Bazooka
Dark roasted blend
Dump Trumpet
AfroJacks
Uphaa



Humor Blogs - Blog Top Sites

Privacy Policy


Oddee.com makes PC Magazine's Top 100 Web Sites of 2008!

20 Ugliest Celebrities

Published on 8/27/2007 under Misc

By nature or personal choice, they are rich and famous and yet... ugly as hell!

Michael Jackson

Did you really expect anyone else? Michael Jackson used to be a successful black singer, but took it upon himself to destroy his face and reputation. He now looks like an albino alien whose nose appears to change on a daily basis. Just goes to show you what can happen if you are too critical of your looks... you can end up an albino alien like Mike.





Marilyn Manson

Seriously ... what the hell happened to this kid? From the ghostly white makeup you can see on his black collar to the funky blue eye and blood red lips ... Marilyn Manson is a freak and there's nothing more to say, he's ugly by choice. And not only is he ugly, but he scares the crap out of us.





Jocelyn Wildenstein

Holy crap! This is what happens when you get obsessed with plastic surgery. A wealthy socialite from Switzerland, Jocelyn is actually a celeb for being so ugly. Her extreme appearance has led to the press giving her the nickname "The Bride of Wildenstein," a reference to The Bride of Frankenstein. Wildenstein has allegedly spent almost US$4,000,000 on cosmetic surgery over the years, all payed by her husband, the billionaire international art dealer Alec Wildenstein.


Michael Berryman

No, it is not make-up. This actor born in LA, suffers from Hypohidrotic Ectodermal Dysplasia (a rare condition leaving him with no sweat glands, hair, fingernails or teeth). He played Pluto in Wes Craven's 1977 horror film The Hills Have Eyes. He has also appeared in numerous science fiction and fantasy movies such as My Science Project (1985), Weird Science (1985), Armed Response (1986) and Evil Spirits (1990). He also appeared in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, and The Devil's Rejects. Berryman generally portrays mutant bikers, evil undertakers, monsters and other frightening characters. He has also starred in episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation and The X-Files.


DJ Qualls

Ok, we are going to be really mean again, since he's actually ugly for a another terrible reason. We're actually happy to see he has turned it into a good thing, just like Berryman. Qualls also suffered from a rare condition: Hodgkin's lymphoma, a form of cancer, at age 14. After two years of surgery (including the removal of his spleen), chemotherapy, and radiation treatments, Qualls's cancer went into remission, which lent him his famous thin stature. In 1997, he enrolled at Nashville's Belmont University. At a performance in a local theatre he was discovered by David LaChapelle and became... a model!! Yes, a model, for Prada and Calvin Klein. He then got famous for his role on the movie "Road Trip".


Marty Feldman

And yet another terrible case. Marty Feldman (1934 – 1982) was an English writer, comedian and BAFTA award winning actor, notable for his bulging eyes, which were the result of a thyroid condition known as Graves Disease. He wrote situation comedies such as The Army Game, Bootsie and Snudge for the BBC and later had a series of his own on the BBC called Marty. He also appeared in The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother and Mel Brooks' Silent Movie, as well as directing and starring in The Last Remake of Beau Geste. He guest-starred in the "Arabian Nights" episode of The Muppet Show.


Clint Howard

No weird disease this time, he's just plain ugly. But then, again, it is probably what made him famous. Born in 1959, the actor appeared in Cocoon, Steve Martin's Parenthood, EdTV, Apollo 13, Austin Powers, That Thing You Do among others. In 1998, Howard was awarded the MTV Lifetime Achievement Award. He got married twice, just to show you that looks don't matter.


Shane MacGowan

This Irish musician is best known as the original singer and songwriter with The Pogues, and is considered one of the most important and poetic Irish songwriters of the last thirty years. A great find for our list... he's terribly horrible.


Lyle Lovett

Lyle Lovett has to have some good blackmail on someone. Otherwise, how in the hell did he ever get into acting? And the fact that Julia Roberts married this beast makes us think she's not only nuts, but ugly too. Tell us one thing that you find attractive about this man ... go on. Then we'll laugh at you.


Kelis

Holy hell ... Kelis is not bringin' any boys to the yard looking like that. There have been rumors that she is really a man, and quite frankly we are thinking something's not right with this chick. Every time we see her she has her mouth open and looks like she's ready to eat us. She's scary. Next time we see her, we are looking for the Adam's apple.


Iggy Pop

Rock singer, songwriter, and occasional actor, he is sometimes referred to by the nicknames "the Godfather of Punk". Iggy Pop was the lead singer of The Stooges, a late 1960s/early 1970s garage rock band who were influential in the development of the nascent heavy metal and punk rock genres. The Stooges became infamous for their live performances, during which it was not uncommon for Iggy Pop to leap off the stage (in fact, he was among the first to "stage dive"), smear raw meat (and on one occasion peanut butter) over his chest and/or cut himself with broken bottles. So this is how you get ugly by being nut.


Steven Tyler

Dude looks like a zombie. He's a great singer, a cool guy, the daddy of one of the hottest girls on hollywood, plus all the money and women one could ever dream of... and yet... ugly as hell.


Courtney Love

Drugs don't make people pretty... and this woman is about as ugly and classless as it can get.


Donatella Versace

Oh, how the years go by. Yes, she's talented, famous and rich, but... she's now ugly as hell!


Amy Winehouse

English soul, jazz, and R&B singer and songwriter, she's another drug victim. Now, get this: she has a number of "old school" tattoos of naked women on her body. When asked about them, she was quoted as saying "I like pin-up girls. I'm more of a boy than a girl in that way. I'm not a lesbian, though — not before a sambuca anyway. And the she said she would own a beauty salon once her singing schedule calms down... that's a must.


Ronaldinho

Probably the world's best soccer player at this time, Ronaldinho might be one of the funniest, honest, and nicest celebs around... but he's also one of the ugliest. This brazilian is certainly saving his huge salary for something other than helping his image.


Kelly Osbourne

"Uh, I'm ugly." Yeah, we know Kelly. The British accent is cute and we love that she is all about being an individual, but quite frankly Kelly Osbourne's annoying and a brat. And we're not picking on her weight, because it fluctuates and we don't care. Weight really can't change whether you are ugly or not. And Kelly is on our list!


Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling must be thanking her daddy for helping her get into the acting business 'cause there is no other way she would EVER have made it. Thanks Aaron Spelling for ruining our lives! Sometimes you hope someone will grow on you after awhile, but even now when we see Tori on TV we immediately switch the channel. Yeah, it's that bad. And don't even get us started on her acting.


Rosie O'Donnell

Rosie O'Donnell is a bully, but it's not the bad temper what got her on our list... she's ugly, plain and simple.


Rachel Dratch

Don't get us wrong: we love Rachel. Her SNL sketches are hilarious, she's a great actress. But we are sorry to say she truly earned the last place on our list.







Del.icio.us   EbaumsWorld eLink   Fark it   Meneame!
Email this Facebook

If you enjoyed this article, you might also like...
10 Most Bizarre Celebrities

Subscribe by E-mail:

(Delivered by FeedBurner)
Subscribe by RSS:
Categories:
Art | Advertising | Signs
Places | Names | Objects
Science | Tech | Medicine
Misc
New at Oddee:
15 Strangest Foods (strange foods, bizarre foods) 15 Strangest Foods
10 Worst Translations Ever (Funny Translations, Bad Translations) 10 Worst Translations Ever
11 Fascinating Fractals in Nature (fractals, natural fractals) 11 Fascinating Fractals in Nature
10 Most Disturbing Animals on Earth (horrible animals, disturbing animals, ugly animals) 10 Most Disturbing Animals on Earth
The Salt Hotel: Please do not lick the walls (Salt Museum, Uyuni Flats, Salar de Uyuni, Museo de Sal) The Salt Hotel: Please do not lick the walls
World's Most Extreme Piercings (Extreme Piercings, Bizarre Piercings) World's Most Extreme Piercings
12 Funniest Billboards (Funny Billboards, Hilarious Billboards) 12 Funniest Billboards
20 of the World's Most Beautiful Libraries (Beautiful Libraries, Amazing Libraries, Greatest Libraries) 20 of the World's Most Beautiful Libraries
15 Most Bizarre Beards and Mustaches (Weirds Beards and Mustaches, Strange Beards and Mustaches, Bizarre Beards and Mustaches) 15 Most Bizarre Beards and Mustaches
Funny WiFi Network Names (Funny WiFi Names, Funny Network Names) Funny WiFi Network Names
World's Most Incredible Human Towers () World's Most Incredible Human Towers
12 Most Bizarre Yearbook Photos and Portraits (Yearbook photos) 12 Most Bizarre Yearbook Photos and Portraits
10 Crazy Old Christmas Ads (Vintage Christmas Ads) 10 Crazy Old Christmas Ads
10 Fascinating Albino Animals (Albino Animals) 10 Fascinating Albino Animals
15 Most Impressive Cakes (Incredible Cakes, Awesome Cakes) 15 Most Impressive Cakes
7 Most Breathtaking Views of Bolivia (Photos Bolivia, Views of Bolivia, Places in Bolivia) 7 Most Breathtaking Views of Bolivia
10 Geekiest Graffiti (nerd grafitti, geek graffiti) 10 Geekiest Graffiti
Another 12 Hilarious Tombstones (Funny Tombstones, Funny Headstones) Another 12 Hilarious Tombstones
10 Most Bizarre Phobias (weird phobias, strange phobias) 10 Most Bizarre Phobias
Only in Japan! (Japan Funny Photos) Only in Japan!
Help Wanted: Irresistible Job Offers (Funny Job Offers, Help Wanted) Help Wanted: Irresistible Job Offers
Pimp My Rice: Greatest Crop Circles (Crop Circles, Crop Art) Pimp My Rice: Greatest Crop Circles
11 Weirdest Dresses (Strange Dresses, Weird Dress, Bizarre dresses) 11 Weirdest Dresses
World's Firsts () World's Firsts
15 Most Incredible Face Paintings () 15 Most Incredible Face Paintings
15 Misspelled Signs () 15 Misspelled Signs
World's Smallest Musical Instruments () World's Smallest Musical Instruments
10 Fascinating Art Installations () 10 Fascinating Art Installations
10 Most Unique Churches () 10 Most Unique Churches
6 Most Amazing Street Performers () 6 Most Amazing Street Performers
10 Misspelled Tattoos () 10 Misspelled Tattoos
The Greatest Bird Spectacle on Earth (Bird Spectacle, Nakuru Lake, Kenya) The Greatest Bird Spectacle on Earth
15 Most Offensive, Banned and Rejected Ads (Banned Ads, Offensive Ads, Rejected Ads, Funny Ads) 15 Most Offensive, Banned and Rejected Ads
10 Most Unique Lakes of our World (Largest Lakes, Beautiful Lakes, Plitvice Lakes, Boiling Lake, Red Lagoon, Five-Flower Lake, Dead Sea, Lake Baikal, Lake Titicaca, Caspian Sea, Crater Lake, Lake Karachay) 10 Most Unique Lakes of our World
Bolivia's Witches' Market: Llama Foetuses and Dried Armadillos (Witches Market, Witch Market, Bolivia Witch Market) Bolivia's Witches' Market: Llama Foetuses and Dried Armadillos
15 Weirdest Shoes (Weird Shoes, Weirdest Shoes, Strange Shoes, Bizarre Shoes, Funny Shoes, Cool Shoes) 15 Weirdest Shoes
10 Cocaine and other Drug Products of the Past (Cocaine Products, Old drug products) 10 Cocaine and other Drug Products of the Past
15 Creepiest Old Album Covers (Worst Album Covers, Bad Album Covers, Awful Album Covers, Creppy Album Covers, Old Album Covers) 15 Creepiest Old Album Covers
World's Wackiest Addictions (Weird Addictions, Strange Addictions, Bizarre Addictions, Wacky Addictions, CrackBerry, Tanorexia, Addiction to Cosmetic Surgery, Pagophagia, Addiction to Funerals, Geophagy, Teeth Whitening Addiction) World's Wackiest Addictions
Paris Then and Now: 1900 - 2008 (Paris 1900, Paris Old Photos, Paris Old Pictures) Paris Then and Now: 1900 - 2008
12 Crazy Old Videogame Ads (Videogame ads, Old Videogame Ads) 12 Crazy Old Videogame Ads
10 Amazing Contemporary Sculptures (Contemporary Sculptures, Modern sculptures) 10 Amazing Contemporary Sculptures
20 Most Awesome Pumpkin Carvings (Pumpkin Carvings, scary pumpkin stencils, painted pumpkin ideas, drawing pumpkin faces, pumpkin faces, cool pumpkin carvings, funny pumpkin designs, scary faces of pumpkins, painting pumpkin faces, pumpkin carving) 20 Most Awesome Pumpkin Carvings
10 of the World's Smallest Animals (Smallest Animals, Smallest Dog, Smallest Cat, Small Animals, Smallest Fish, Smallest Horse, Smallest Lizard) 10 of the World's Smallest Animals
10 Most Breathtaking Fountains in the World (Fountains, Trevi Fountain, Water Fountains, outdoor fountains, Fountain of Wealth, Bellagio Fountains, Magic Fountain of Montjuic, Volcano Fountain, Big Wild Goose Pagoda Fountains, People’s Friendship Fountain, Trevi Fountai) 10 Most Breathtaking Fountains in the World
10 Most Amazing Bridges (Bridges, Amazing Bridges, different types of bridges, bridge designs, Coolest Bridges, Beautiful Bridges, Banpo Bridge, Millau Bridge, Henderson Waves, Hangzhou Bay Bridge, Rolling Bridge, Oliveira Bridge, Wind and Rain Bridg) 10 Most Amazing Bridges
10 People with Unbelievable Talents (Talented People, gifted and talented, talents, move objects with mind, psycho kinesis, Flatulist, Flatulism, Pop eyes, Mr Methane, Tu Jin-Sheng, Miroslaw Magola, Manjit Singh, Michel Lotito,) 10 People with Unbelievable Talents
10 People Who Survived the Impossible (Survivors, Survived, Struck by Lightning, Andes Crash, Survive the Sahara, Vesna Vulovic, Frane Selak, Andes Survivors, Bugorski, Joe Simpson, Roy Sullivan, Truman Duncan, Aron Ralston, Mauro Prosperi) 10 People Who Survived the Impossible
10 Manliest Ways to Die (Ways to die, Manliest deaths) 10 Manliest Ways to Die
15 Most Creative Bus Ads (Funny Bus Ads, Cool bus ads, Funny Bus advertising) 15 Most Creative Bus Ads
Top 10 Mad Scientists in History (Mad Scientists, Evil Scientists, Crazy Scientists, Mad Scientist, Weird Scientists, Strange Scientists, Corpse Electrocutioner, Two-Headed Dog, First Human Cyborg, Dog Decapitator, Sensory Deprivation, Demikhov, Ffirth, Menge) Top 10 Mad Scientists in History
15 Most Unfortunate T-shirts for a Mugshot (T-shirt Mugshot, Mugshots, Funny Mugshot T-shirts, Funny Mugshot) 15 Most Unfortunate T-shirts for a Mugshot
World's Most Incredible Animal Prosthetics (Animal Prosthetics, Animal Prostheses, Prosthetic animals, Tonka the Turtle, Molly the Pony, Motala the elephant, Fuji the Dolphin, Uzonka the Stork, Stumpy the kangaroo,) World's Most Incredible Animal Prosthetics
Cool Bus Stops around the World (Cool Bus Stops, Bizarre Bus Stops, Funny Bus Stops, Strange Bus Stops) Cool Bus Stops around the World
10 Funniest Law-Firm Names (Funniest Company Names, Funny Law-Firm company names) 10 Funniest Law-Firm Names
15 Most Insanely Titled Books (Funny Titled Books, Funny Book Titles, How to Shit in the Woods, In People Who Don't Know They're Dead, How to Avoid Big Ships, History of Lesbian Hair, Bombproof your horse, Reusing old graves) 15 Most Insanely Titled Books
World's Most Bizarre Magazines (Strange Magazines, Funny Mags, Weird Magazines, Girls and Corpses, Miniature Donkey, Modern Drunkard, A Bear's Life, Sheep, OMFG magazine) World's Most Bizarre Magazines
Bizarre Celebrity Merchandise (celebrity merchandise, kiss kasket) Bizarre Celebrity Merchandise
Only in Russia (Only in Russia, Funny Russia, Bizarre Russian Photos) Only in Russia
Unfortunate World Trade Center Old Ads (World Trade Center Ads) Unfortunate World Trade Center Old Ads
World's Wackiest Coffins (funny coffins, weird coffins, strange coffins, wacky coffins) World's Wackiest Coffins
10 Greatest Office Pranks... reloaded! (funny office pranks, coolest pranks) 10 Greatest Office Pranks... reloaded!
World's Geekiest Weddings (Geek wedding, Geekiest weddings, Geek weddings, Robot Wedding) World's Geekiest Weddings
10 Homes that Defy Gravity (Defy Gravity) 10 Homes that Defy Gravity
10 Manliest Guitars ever (Cool Guitars) 10 Manliest Guitars ever
Bizarre Dispensers you don't see everyday (Dispensers, Funny Dispensers, Weird Dispensers, Bizarre Dispensers) Bizarre Dispensers you don't see everyday
World's Worthless Money () World's Worthless Money
Only in India! (Only in India, Funny Photos of India) Only in India!
10 People with Unbelievable Medical Conditions (medical conditions, medical diseases) 10 People with Unbelievable Medical Conditions
10 Most Awesome Tree Houses (Tree Houses of the World, Cool Tree Houses, Pictures of Tree Houses) 10 Most Awesome Tree Houses
More articles »



Search Oddee.com: